He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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