and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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