Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
why is half of my head shaved?
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