why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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