Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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