party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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