i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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