Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
