Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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