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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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