I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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