I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i barfeds in our rink
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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