You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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