He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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