Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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