Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm like, not good at living.
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