i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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