love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
