Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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