I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
