She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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