On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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