I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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