I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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