she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
