And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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