Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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