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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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