then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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