I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
