I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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