What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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