you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
