i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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