Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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