All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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