Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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