On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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