Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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