5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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