wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
As shirtless as possible
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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