people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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