i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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