Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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