Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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