He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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