Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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