Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
