Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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