I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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