you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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