I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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