shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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