I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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