used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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