My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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