how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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